" Excuse me, Missus, there's been a Terrible accident. My friend's in the middle of the road bleeding to death. Can I please use your telephone for an Ambulance?"
"I'm singin' in the Rain...
Just singin' in the Rain...
What a Glorious Feeling, I'm Happy Again...
I'm laughin' at clouds, so Dark up Above...
The Sun's in my Heart, I'm Ready for Love...
Let the Stormy Clouds chase everyone from the place...
Come on with the Rain, I've a Smile on my Face...
I'll walk down the Lane, with a Happy Refrain...
And I'm singin'...
Just singin' in the Rain...
Doobi-doob doobi-doob doobi-do doobi-do do doobi-doob doobi doobi do"
" Oh Bliss, Bliss and Heaven. Oh it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest spun heaven metal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship gravity all nonsense as I slooshied I knew such Lovely Pictures..."
"What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got, say, pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear Angels' Trumpets and Devils' trombones. You are invited! "
"And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage..."
"As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time - Now it was to be Georgie the general, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless greeding bulldog. But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the oomny ones use like, inspiration and what Bog sends. Now it was lovely music that came into my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on, and I viddied right at once what to do.
[...] Now They knew who was Master and Leader. Sheep, thought I, but a real leader knows, always when like to give and show generous to his unders."
" Mr Alexander:She was very badly raped, you see! We were assaulted by a gang of vicious, young, hoodlums in this house! In this very room you are sitting in now! I was left a helpless cripple, but for her the agony was too great! The doctor said it was pneumonia; because it happened some months later! During a flu epidemic! The doctors told me it was pneumonia, but I knew what it was! A VICTIM OF THE MODERN AGE! Poor, poor girl!"
"Female Psychaitrist: I'm going to show you a picture, and you tell me what that person might say.
Female Psychiatrist: Let's Begin
[Changes to a slide with two people looking at a peacock]
Female Psychaitrist: "Isn't the plumage beautiful?"
Alex: I'm supposed to say what the other person would say?
Female Psychaitrist: Yes, just tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.
Alex: Cabbages, knickers, It hasn't got A BEAK!
Female Psychaitrist: Good.
[Changes slides to a man climbing into a naked woman's bedroom]
Female Psychaitrist: "What do you want?"
Alex: No time for the ol' in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter!
Female Psychaitrist: Alright.
Female Psychaitrist: [Changes slide to woman handing bird eggs to a man] "You can do whatever you like with these.
Alex: Eggiweggs. I would like... to smash them. And pick them up, and THROW-
[moves injured arm]
Alex: OW! Fucking hell! So did I pass? "
l'Aumonier:"Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man."
"It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen."
"Suddenly, I viddied what I had to do, and what I had wanted to do, and that was to do myself in; to snuff it, to blast off for ever out of this wicked, cruel world. One moment of pain perhaps and, then, sleep for ever, and ever and ever. "
"I was cured All Right!"
"She said "I'll show you a picture,
A picture of Tomorrow,
There's nothing changing,
It's all Sorrow,
Oh no please dont show me,
I'm a swine, you don't wanna know me..."
( Horrorshow, the Libertines)